100% Cotton White Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt for Elphie's Cabaret

Ah, Elphie’s Cabaret, where the lights were dim, the music was loud, and the memories were as questionable as the carpet. Nestled in the heart of Lower G, this legendary venue wasn’t just a cabaret—it was a rite of passage 'cause like you were also DEFINITELY 19 for sure, right?. The kind of place where the beer was cheap, the dance moves were… ambitious, and you left wondering if you’d actually heard Barney Bentall play, or if that was just the tequila talking. It’s gone now, but if those walls could talk, they’d probably ask for a lawyer.

• 100% cotton (so soft it feels like a hangover cure)
• Fits like that one pair of jeans you always wore out—snug, but worth the attention
• Double-stitched for durability—because memories of Elphie’s deserve to last
• Taped neck and shoulders, perfect for raising a glass and blaming the DJ

For anyone who remembers the sticky floors, the loud nights, the comfortable chaos - or for anyone who just appreciates a great tee!

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