100% Cotton White Short-Sleeve Unisex Original Nostalgia Branded T-Shirt

Ah, the original Nostalgia Tee. Did you know that 99.999999% of tees only cover your torso? Not this one. This tee… uh… yes Jerry? It what? You can't be serious. It also only covers torsos? Oh. Huh. You sure, Jer? Because I distinctly remember you all saying in that meeting that it would do… more. Wait, that was a joke? Like a whole elaborate, months-long prank you were all in on? Oh god, is this why Marcy laughed at me when I said I was excited to finally ditch socks at the staff barbeque? Oh my god. Jerry, leave my office immediately. No, Jerry, I’m serious—get out. I need a moment. And shut the door!

Anyway… this tee covers torsos. That’s it. But it does it really, really well?

• 100% cotton (soft enough to forgive your coworkers’ pranks)
• Fits perfectly—like that sinking realization you’ve been duped
• Double-stitched, because you deserve at least one thing that holds together that you can trust
• Taped neck and shoulders, ideal for SHUTTING THE DOOR YOURSELF JERRY

For those that will never trust their coworkers again - or if you just really love a great tee.

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